Don't simply use a christian name

Read an email forwarded by a friend. It's so hilarious! Let's share the laughters~

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Conclusion: Don't simply use a christian name. Or else you will be a joker. Haha~

明星比一比

大名：聋五
相似度：88%

FC members hidden in HB2 canteen

Never think of coming across FC members in the campus, especially the HB2 canteen...


One day, my friend wanted to order Nasi Udang but she had no idea about how the food would be like. So she asked the hawker ''Kak, nasi udang ada apa har?"

"Ada nasi." replied by the Malay woman.

"Har?? Apa?" My friend was blunt right after that.

In order to further clarify the doubts, my friend decided to ask again "Selain nasi ada apa har?"

"Udang laa."

"........................" My friend almost fainted on the spot.

Pity my friend who ended up with ordering other familiar food. Haha.


Another FC case happended today again when i dropped by there for my dinner. The story started after i placed the order. The hawker asked me "Ah moi, makan sini ar?"

Normally people will say ''makan sini'' if they want to have their meal at the place itself. So, without any hesitation i replied "Ya, makan sini."

"Har?? Kamu mau makan kat gerai ni ar?" the hawker smirked. "Bukan makan sini, makan situ la moi" He pointed to the seats at another side which is nearby the stall.

"..............................................." Suddenly i was alerted that he has purposely set me a trap. (-___-'')


p/s: FC = fai cai(cantonese), people who is humourous(perhaps) ; noun.

肥婆鸡茶餐室吃东西记

那天打完友谊赛和队友一起到"肥婆鸡茶餐室"吃东西。

在餐牌内看中“鲜虾云吞河粉”。由于只想到要吃云吞，不想吃虾，于是跟老板说只要云吞不要虾，岂料老板说： 靓女，云吞里面是虾来的。(老板一幅“你没吃过酱的云吞啊”的样子。） 0秋~ 谁懂啊?云吞通常都是放猪肉的嘛! 而且只看餐单会以为是有鲜虾和云吞的河粉啰！不过，云吞的味道还不赖，这是第一次吃到只有虾味而没有云吞味的云吞，蛮“新鲜”的。

朋友点了几盘小菜来“塞牙缝”（广东话: sip nga la) 。看到油淋淋的肥叉烧，我便问：“为什么这些叉烧那么肥的？”

岂料朋友答道：“那只猪没有运动吧。”

。。。无言。。。。

4896

每年的年初九都是福建人的大日子--拜天公. 每年的这一天, 丰盛的佳肴和差不多有一座小山用以拜祭天公的金银铱纸都会一一被准备好.

通常祭拜仪式过后, 大家会吃一顿丰富的年餐，以示团圆. 除此, 烧完的香烛也会留下四个漂亮的数字, 你可以买字! 因为它可能是天公给你财富的暗示, 呵呵, 很不科学的讲法? 不过试下又何妨, 对不?

今年, 天公给我家的数字是4896 (福建: shi beh gao lat; 华语: 非常够力) ! 哈哈, 妈子, 帮我买这个够力的字!!! 中定!!

How to cure my painful neck instantly?

Hmn...a good cure-all :p

瓜子的故事

昨日，细佬买o左一包瓜子， 番o黎o既时候唔小心将成包瓜子跌落地下，因为系买俾朋友o既，所以他o益o左出o黎：死啦死啦！

点知在旁o既家姐讲：话明系瓜子，梗系“挂“o左啦， 唔使o甘紧张！

（挂＝瓜，谐音；意思：死〕

爆冷爆冷！！原来我家姐都会讲笑话！仲笑到我同细佬讲唔到话！

搞笑对答录

一天的午餐时间, 处于疲劳轰炸的我语无伦次...

同事: 帮我叫云吞清汤面

在我的脑袋里, 通常云吞面都是配搭干捞 (可能就是自己喜欢这么配搭 *不好意思*), 结果...


我 : 要什么面

同事: 都说了是云吞面...

我 : 我知道云吞面, 什么面? (一直在等他说云吞干捞面)

同事: .......................

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一个朋友告诉我一个很搞笑的表白, 他不介意我把它分享出来:D

朋友甲: 嗯.....我......嗯.........想.....

女生 : 你想借钱是吧?


我的天, 真的很哭笑不得咧!

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当一堆废人聚集在一起...

我 : 借我废纸, 要写一些废字

朋友甲: 要几废的纸? 60%废? 70%废?

朋友乙: 好像你浆废的纸!

谢谢朋友乙帮我回答朋友甲的废问题, 哈哈!