You've got a friend in me

The final exam schedule is just out. It surprised me pretty much for i just have about two months to go for my last sem in mmu! Oh my god, i feel like i just back from my training. The time really flies fast. It's faster than the shooting star until i notice nothing at all. Everything here is just as fresh as i enrolled for my first year. No, i should say all my lovely friends make me feel that everyday is such a fresh day!

I have a long 5 friend who is deaf and always hear almost everything wrongly. What 'chi sin poh' for 'cheese foh woh' (cheese steamboat) , what 'da bian chang' (shit factory) for 'fa dian chang' (power plant), what 'keh leh feh' (costar) for 'care fair'... Oh my, the list of the dunny jokes is endless. Long 5, please do not donate your ears to people. Trust me, there are normal ears available in the world for those who need it. Please do not harm people ya, i beg you.

I have a blind friend. She always have a pair of thick stamp sticked on her eyes. She sees nothing, no matter how close the thing is in front of her. I think she is going crazy before the end of the sem coz i hear she feels so lonely in her room. My friend, please feel free to come to my room anytime. Please don't release your boredom to our lovely deaf friend. Oh ya, surely we will give you a bottle of listerine as your birthday present this year. Hopefully you can recover soon, haha!

I have a super gila friend. Oh my, she's in my room. O, my holy god, please don't shoo her away. I wanna tell her how lovely the Jessica is. I wanna share her my childhood. I wanna repeat 'Everyone knows your name, Woody' in the dorm! No, i am not devil. I am kind definitely. I hope she would have some good memories with me before both of us leave the campus.

I have a super tall friend, too. Hmpk. I dislike to walk along with her. When i walk in between of her and Long 5, i feel like we are promoting KLCC! Just imagine the shape of KLCC, it's a nightmare to me! I dislike to jog with her also. She runs faster than me coz she has a longer legs. *blekkk* Anyway, i think she gonna miss me soon coz she will be alone from next sem on. Nah, that's the punishment for always laughing at my height. Hahaha.

I have a blur friend, too. She always can't get our jokes. And we gotta explain to her what the joke means after we finish laughing for it. A bit party pooper huh? Haha...By the way, she's now kinder improved, e-v-e-n-t-u-a-l-l-y. Well, FC club still have seat available. Do join it to enjoy your remaining days in mmu leh. Hehe.

Oh ya, one more one more. A very skinny and quiet girl among us. She's gonna release from this sampat gang soon. I deeply understand how suffered she is when listening all of us laughing louder than the thunder. Frankly, I wonder how could she bear with our crazy and make no sense jokes for these 4 years. My friend, hakuna matata, you will be alive soon! Haha.

It looks like i am the most normal among them. Yes, no doubt, i am! Hahahahahahahaaha.

I love ya all very much ehh! Let's rocks gao gao! Hoi Tong night, M night, R trip...Here we come!