稚言稚语

如果我是大雄，我一定要向小叮当拿一片记忆面包，酱再多的笔记也可以在吃完面包后全部烙印在头脑里。

如果我是龙珠，我一定要发出龟波气功，把一张又一张的考试纸吹到大乱！

如果我是蜡笔小新，我要画大象在考试纸以示不忿！




冷静。幻想改变不了什么。回来。

依然

踏入二十四岁，

依然恋家。
依然偏偏和杰伦唱反调回家只说：妈，我回来了。
依然不喜欢的东西就会反应燕姿的我不要。
依然想做就做就好像有静茹的勇气。
依然不管别人想法只深爱着力宏。
依然疲累时倒头就呼呼大睡。
依然颓废时只听不烦人的音乐。
依然偶尔无厘无头乱喊乱叫。
依然欣赏值得欣赏的人。
依然不会去等待太久的期待。
依然寻求美丽人生的意义。
依然只接受有道理的话。
依然喜欢听了也会大笑的冷笑话。
依然爱欢玩永远玩不腻的方块字。
依然不会答为什么一加一肯定等于二。
依然幻想某天环游全世界。
依然期待某天学会弹吉他。
依然就是爱穿帆布鞋。
依然头发长不厚。
依然眼睛睁不大。
依然买裤一定要剪裤脚。
依然身高是朋友的笑点。
依然周末就会自动扭开电视机看《美食大三通》。
依然每天翻报纸只看娱乐新闻。
依然一有时间就捏外甥女的脸颊。
依然不吃永远都不合算的三文治。
依然吃鸡就选容易吃的鸡腿。
依然在电梯内闻不惯他们的古龙水。
依然习惯用ABC代替脏话。
依然唱K一定点卜雪亮的《子曰》。
依然每次出街只是光顾nando's。
依然学着爱着每一天。
也依然期待更好的明天。

You've got a friend in me

The final exam schedule is just out. It surprised me pretty much for i just have about two months to go for my last sem in mmu! Oh my god, i feel like i just back from my training. The time really flies fast. It's faster than the shooting star until i notice nothing at all. Everything here is just as fresh as i enrolled for my first year. No, i should say all my lovely friends make me feel that everyday is such a fresh day!

I have a long 5 friend who is deaf and always hear almost everything wrongly. What 'chi sin poh' for 'cheese foh woh' (cheese steamboat) , what 'da bian chang' (shit factory) for 'fa dian chang' (power plant), what 'keh leh feh' (costar) for 'care fair'... Oh my, the list of the dunny jokes is endless. Long 5, please do not donate your ears to people. Trust me, there are normal ears available in the world for those who need it. Please do not harm people ya, i beg you.

I have a blind friend. She always have a pair of thick stamp sticked on her eyes. She sees nothing, no matter how close the thing is in front of her. I think she is going crazy before the end of the sem coz i hear she feels so lonely in her room. My friend, please feel free to come to my room anytime. Please don't release your boredom to our lovely deaf friend. Oh ya, surely we will give you a bottle of listerine as your birthday present this year. Hopefully you can recover soon, haha!

I have a super gila friend. Oh my, she's in my room. O, my holy god, please don't shoo her away. I wanna tell her how lovely the Jessica is. I wanna share her my childhood. I wanna repeat 'Everyone knows your name, Woody' in the dorm! No, i am not devil. I am kind definitely. I hope she would have some good memories with me before both of us leave the campus.

I have a super tall friend, too. Hmpk. I dislike to walk along with her. When i walk in between of her and Long 5, i feel like we are promoting KLCC! Just imagine the shape of KLCC, it's a nightmare to me! I dislike to jog with her also. She runs faster than me coz she has a longer legs. *blekkk* Anyway, i think she gonna miss me soon coz she will be alone from next sem on. Nah, that's the punishment for always laughing at my height. Hahaha.

I have a blur friend, too. She always can't get our jokes. And we gotta explain to her what the joke means after we finish laughing for it. A bit party pooper huh? Haha...By the way, she's now kinder improved, e-v-e-n-t-u-a-l-l-y. Well, FC club still have seat available. Do join it to enjoy your remaining days in mmu leh. Hehe.

Oh ya, one more one more. A very skinny and quiet girl among us. She's gonna release from this sampat gang soon. I deeply understand how suffered she is when listening all of us laughing louder than the thunder. Frankly, I wonder how could she bear with our crazy and make no sense jokes for these 4 years. My friend, hakuna matata, you will be alive soon! Haha.

It looks like i am the most normal among them. Yes, no doubt, i am! Hahahahahahahaaha.

I love ya all very much ehh! Let's rocks gao gao! Hoi Tong night, M night, R trip...Here we come!

有碗话碗

那天读报纸才发现原来周星驰最喜欢的道具是公鸡碗！从以前到现在的电影依然会有这公鸡碗的出现！


《逃学威龙1》中周星星是用这个碗吃面。


《功夫》中被救母子三人送裁缝三人鸡蛋时所用的那个碗。


《食神》比赛中装周星驰“黯然销魂饭”的还是这个碗。


《赌侠》拍video时吃方便面，王晶姐姐端着的碗是公鸡碗。

《大内密探零零发》周星驰给刘嘉玲看珍珠时他们吃饭用的还是这个碗。

我惊讶是因为我也很喜欢用公鸡碗吃面，因为它不仅可以保暖，而且别具中国文化味！

庆幸现在在吉隆坡的一些猪肉粉挡还可以看到公鸡碗的踪影！这也是我喜欢吃猪肉粉的原因之一。

那天从《每当变幻时》这部电影看到香港有一间完全用以这公鸡而设的餐具的餐馆！现在突然很想去香港寻找这么传统化的餐馆！很想开眼界！

马来西亚什么时候才会有这样的餐馆呢？好期待。。。

幸好我爷爷也给我家留下了两个鸡公碗，总算可以暂时望梅止渴。

*照片是从某网址下载的

好工难求

今天听了一个故事。

一个稽查师在一天不小心撞车，额头流着血的他着急地下了车，为的不是看他的车被撞得有多严重，也没有问人他是否伤得严重，而是牵强地跑去车尾 “我的 audit file还在吗？”

有点好笑的真人真事。
不过也很佩服他那种超级敬业的态度。
是我可能永远都无法到达的一个境界。

工作，是一辈子的事。
也有可能是一辈子都很闷的事。
有哪些人每天上班前都会对镜子说：耶，我要回公司了！
有吗？有的话介绍给我。很想知道那份工的性质。

除非突然发大财，可以提早退休然后环游世界，去享受不同角落的空气。（发梦还早得很，钱包也很空虚！）
除非找到自己超喜欢的工作，就算留在公司睡觉也无所谓！（我其实喜欢做 Food Quality Control 的工作！我真的很喜欢吃好吃的东西！有这种工吗？若有是不是说厨房就是我的第二个家？）
朋友，有好吃好玩不用费神又可以增广视野的工吗？期待着。。。

只需要一分钟就够了

记得以前有人说过，
在大战时期成长的人大多数都是坚强的。
而在世界经济风暴成长的人都是悲观的。
是那时候的社会背景塑造如此边缘化的性格的。

那么，
你可不可以原谅在这个言论自由时代成长的我是那么的直言直语呢？
请原谅我有时会很积极地争取完全属于自己的一分钟自由。

每当变幻时

今天终于看了<<每当变幻时>> 这部香港电影。

戏内有一句话让我印象很深刻。

十年内没法做完该做的事，这不是失败，只是成功发现一切事情只是过程。

是的，过程，远远比结果来得更重要。
而比经历过程更重要的是--享受过程！
有时候，不要太在意结果，一切都会变得很自然很美妙。
世界一直在变，在意的结果其实真的有时只是那么丁点儿重要罢了。